This is my honorary harper teen badge! (the webbie told me so)

My story place. Where you read the stories I place there.

Your loverly blogger now has an account on Harperteenfanlit.com but I haven't posted anything yet so don't be all like, "Hey wow, my idol who's blog I read daily now has a place for me to read her ah-mazing stories. I'm gonna go now and bask in the glory of her creativity 'n stuff." No. Don't do that. 1-cuz theres nothing there as I said before. and 2-thats just plain creepy

I Have Acess to a Comp Again!!!

Hey, I'm back and I KNOW you all missed me so. Right? RIGHT?! Yes you did, wether you knew it or not. Not much to say...Retreat yesterday...Kinda Pointless...Boring, certainly...Song of the Day is over on the side bar. I may have used it before, but who cares if I'm repetitive. Not you cuz you love me. I already put it up, but here it is again.

Shakira-Hips Don't Lie, Though it's not QUITE Shakira...

Prepare to be disgusted, shocked, horrified, and unable to turn away.

Sucky Version of Mr. Crowley. Kinda Demonic. Like German Rock.

This is Mr. Crowley by Cradle of Faith. Ozzy is SOOOOO much better. Ricky doesn't agree but I really don't give. Vote with comments. Which do you like better? And you better say Ozzy.

I'm @ School!!!!!!! EDGASP!

Ello, ello, ello. I'm in Math Lab in SCHOOL and its my last day in this room. tear tear. Anyway, we gots a sub. Loverly. and S is making a webbie for "El Group-io." Whatevr. I'll put the sit on here when its up and running. :-.D It's Marilyn Monroe. Its got a mole. Moles r hot. Much like Jacky-poo. Love im. In case u didn't notice, I gots a new look. I no u love it. Don't you? DONT U??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, sotd is...
Wait and Bleed-Slipknot. Not one for the faint of heart, stomach, or butt. Later.

Chad Vader (it goes down from the top. Theyr so funny!!!)

Chad Vader 1

Chad Vader 2

Chad Vader 3

Chad Vader 4

Wednesday, Even Though It feels Like Cream Filling Full Day.

Sadly, it is not Cream-Filling-Full-Day, and it IS middle day. Nothing good can come of this. Nothing at all. Already S has become enraged by "Rodrick" (her friends boyfriend thing...it's too complicated, forget I mentioned it), I have lost almost all my friends, gotten them back, lost a few more, started reading the final book in the switchers trilogy only to find it SUXXXXXXXXXXX, and it was sub-artic out so I pretty much lost all my fingers due to frostbite whilst walking home. I am typing using my amazing powers of psycicyness. Otherwise know as a keyboard and my toes. Otto (my loverly poochie, as seen over there <--) ruptured his crushia (croo-she-a) and is injured! tear tear. AND I just saw a rat running along next to me and Charlie (my cuzin) down town. I told you nothing good could come of this, didn't I? By the way, yesterday's SOTD was the Jack Sparrow song that went along with the Jack video. Today's is Mr. Crowley-Ozzy.

I LOVE JACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the Single Most Demented Thing I've Ever Seen

Think twice before injuring yourself

FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIday

Its such a shame I didnt have any fries on friday, but alas, somethings cannot be altered. Like our poisenosity filled cafiteria food. ok, so Kevin told me today that he wanted me to put Sabrina and Ann lee's blog adresses on here. I don't know Ann Lee's but this is Sabrina's
http://www.theautumnfrompurgatory.blogspot.com I know your all falling over yourselves with thanx, but please, please, save the autographs for later. Today the cream filling is at its peak! yaaayyy!!!! I learned about D-Day today, from Mitch (one of the kids sitting next to me.) No, I'm not a moron, I just know a hell of a lot about the whole war now and there is no more room in the "social studies" section in my brain to study up on world war 2. Though somehow I managed to focus and actually LEARNED! (edgasp!!!!) Mitch should be our new SS teacher. So the song of the day is....I don't know. Um...how about "fat" by weird al. I know how much ya'll love 'im so I know u'll appreciate this. Later tater.

Thuuuuuuuursday.....the sing-along day without sing-alongs

I had the urge to do a sing-along before, but now I've lost it and shant be singing. Or along...ing. Alriiiighty then, today my seat was moved away from my beloved fri-edns and between two new kids I don't know. I have no problem with them (yet. they SEEM fine, but those are the ones that GETCHA. Kinda like mother Teresa...) but I've know almost everyone else in my calss for YEARS and I can talk to any of them. At least I still gots Kevin (i spelled that wrong) so I'm okay. At least for the moment. SoOoOo...I've got nothing more to say. Except "JESUS LIE TO ME AGAIN!!!" If you aren't my close friend, don't even try to understand that. The twinky had 75% cream filling today!!!! And the box said, " 'Ah, my children, eateth thy twinky only when thoust hast waited for thy filling to reach 75% fatness capacity. Eat it no sooner, no later' Gahndi." The song of the day is "Help" by the Beatles. Just because I hate it so.

Wednesday...the day I can think of not much to say.

I am in deeply in HATE with the "chicken noodle soup" song. Yes, very much. this suxxxx. I plead you NOT to watch it. Also, I beg you not to read "The Perks of Being a Wallflower." Do not let your children, young cousins, little buddys, or anyone else read this. EVER. My go, its PERVERTED!!!!!!!!!! As much as this song is annoying. Yes, that much. Today the box said that there might be a SMIDGE of cream filling. That may be good enuff 4 some of you, but not me! Perhaps on friday...Todays song of the day is...hmmm...*closes eyes and reaches into cd bin. no shit, i'm really doind that*...Choke-Jeff Bridges! Now if someone can tell me who Jeff Bridges is...

Jurassic Park-Weird Al

YOU NEED 2 WATCH THIS!!!!!!!

monday...i hate monday...

Monday, how I hate you. Monday's like biting into a twinkie without the cream filling. You're all like, "HEY! Where's the cream filling?" and then you read the box an it's like, "Dude, it's monday. Didn't you get the memo? Nothing good happens on monday." Cept to those bloody opstimists.
Pessimist (aka normal human being)-It's monday. Monday SUX.
Optimist (aka some strange not-so-human bean)- Oh, cheer up! Put a smile on! At least we aren't 900 years old and choking to death on our own SPIT! Isn't life grand?" yea, ok, so the person who talks about death-by-saliva is the opstimist and the person who speaks the TRUTH is the pessimist. Thats f*cked up. But, seeing as I'm a pessimist, I know that I still have 4 F****ING days left, so I should save some complaining 4 later. Sadly, a bunch of people are going to see Tomy, a really nice kid in my class who's been out of school for a while cuz he's been sick, AND I CANT GO! Mi madre is at work and so is mi padre. *sigh* such is life, though. Yesterday's weird al video would've been perfect 4 today but hu cares. Today's song is Iron Man-Black Sabbath. I may have used it be4, but who cares? certainly not me.

SUNDAY (the day of the crop walk i should be at, but i'm not.)

Heyy all yalls! it's only, like, 1:30 so not much really happened so far cept I started the second Magic or Madness book and I selpt till 11:30. so...I went pumpkin picking yesterday and had a panic attack when i saw the ponys. Shut up. Stop laughing. I do NOT like horses or members of the horsey family. I also went on a "non-scary hayride." That is (i swear to Budda) what it was called. What is the point of that? Anyway, the song of the day is In the End-Linkin Park.

Check out Meez, it's cool. This is mine.

now THIS is quality childrens programming...so cheerful...

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

WATCH THE MOVIE!!!!!!!!! DO NOTHING ELSE!!!!!STOP READING AND WATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monty Python and The Quest for the Holy Grail (it's divided into parts) funnyist movie EVERRRRR!

Hey, its WEDNES DAY (i finally spelled it right!!!!!)

Heyy guyziz! What is up wit thee? Ok, so I just wanna say that I've been having a hard time finding time to post. Ashley, this is 4 u, you asked for "Call me when you're sober-hamster version" So, the song of the day is "The Black Parade" by My Chemical Romance.

TUESDAY (and that's all i have to say about that)

Song of the day Gump-Weird Al.

Some other good ones are White and Nerdy-Weird Al

Ebay-Weird Al again

Polka Power-(do you really need to ask?)

tomorrow's SOTD

Friday Bloody Friday

Ok, so wasn't bloody, but I did go 2 the DENTIST!!!!!OMG!!!! But I did get out of a science test because of it...Oh, well its good and bad and sorta in the middle. I would also like a moment of silence for S's grounding having an extra week added to it..............................................................................................................................................60. I've gotta go, but I also would like to say tomorrow's song of the day in case I can't post-Sunday Bloody Sunday by U2.

Weird Al interviews Eminem (im on a Weird Al Kick)

Another Weird Al Classic: Ebay

Song of The Day: Amish Paridise-Weird Al

Ello Poppetts! (so i didn't write wedensday. so what?)

Hey evrybody! Half day 2day, so I got a few extra hours of freedom. Not that I used them to do anything constructive (DAY TIME TV!!!!!!!IT BUUUURNS!!!!!!!!!!!). S has taken to writing OBSENE things in her yellow notebook about me and a certain someone that she WONT STOP TALKING ABOUT. Also, according to an "aquantence" I am apparently 87 years of age. yea, ok, whatever. Young people these days...With their fandangled new contraptions...Like clocks. Those rowdy kids are never quiet! They cant-Ok I'm done. Song of the Day...not by the Beatles...they suc. the song is Hot for Teacher-Van Halen.

Tuesday-I feel much betta now. (watch the sixth sense. just do. u'll get it then)

I'm not sick anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!Thank God! Now I can post real things and not pitiful one sentence/one fragment posts. *God music plays* AAAAALLLEEIIIleghUUUUya!!!!!!!!!! Ok. I'm done. You can come back now. There is a new character in the blog-Puff. His full name is Puff the Magic Dragon. You may have heard of him. I won't share his real name cause I can't and it would be wrong. Not that it's stopped me before, but who really gives? So, today Puff got mad at S. It isn't hard to get mad at her. yesterday I went to Backward Glances (the town thift store) to look for costumes. I knew I wouldn't get anything, but it was fun anywaiz. I'm going over to S's 4 the big night and we're (my friends and yours truly) gonna hang out there. I have yet to decide on what to be. If you have an opinion, please leav a comment. It would be mucho appreciated. But u don't need 2. Anyway, S wants u all to check out her blog cuz she sed it'z cool. she leaves comments, so click 'em and find the autum from purgatory or something under her profile. Go crazy. Teddy sed S had no life today, and I really have to agree. Poor S, but then she shouldn't flaunt that whole lifeless-ness around. Not very becoming. The song of the day is...Gallery by Mario Vasquez. No, I totally lied. Itz really Saga Begins by Weird Al.

Sick

I'm sick today. Can't post anything. sorry