Really...tee-hee...Good...trys not to laugh...song!...explodes!!!!!! (boom)

S, this one's 4 u. Thanx for giving me a HUGE GREEN BRUISE ON MY ARM!!!!!!

Redneck-Lamb of God

Not one to watch with parents or small children around. but that doesn't make it any less funny.

Song I couldn't find

Sorry i couldn't provide it for you, but u gotta find it on ur own. SCARED-Three Days Grace aka the song of the day. HOME is good too. See below.

Home-Three Days Grace

TTTTTGGGGGGIIIIIFFFFFFFF

Hello my friends (and some not so friends.) Today was FRIDAY and in honor of FRIDAY I would like to tell you that Jesus loves you. No, not YOU, the guy over there. At the moment I am quite angry with S. That might have something to do with the rather large bruises on my shoulder, shin, and ENTIRE LEFT ARM! I merely suggested a new name for S's aquantence's band. I told her that I wouldn't like it so I wouldn't tell her. She got mad and pouty and such until I told her. THEN she hit me numerous times (aka over and over and over and over) with her fists and hands and arms. She made me tell her and SHE got mad!!!!!!! Ok, that's enuff ranting. The parentals are off in New York in honor of their anniversary yesterday and therefor, my GRANDMOTHER will be staying here tonight with two of my cousins. Reader, I would not hold it against you if you were to shoot me right about now. Nope. No hard feelings at ALL. During this tortured moment I can't write anything else, so the song of the day is "SCARED" by Three Days Grace. (yes i'm obsessive. yes i like other bands. no, britney spears is not one of them....)

Wedensday ( i don't even know if that's spelled right)

heyyy guysiz! Wutz up? Today was pretty good, i talked to lotz of people (not that itz a nessisarily good thing 4 me) but seeing as s and i both rite stories (they aren't quite books since they have yet to be published) so I showed her my most recent one. Tho she thought it was fine she decided WITHOUT ASKING ME if she sould show it around the class. I got mad. understandably. At least in my opinian. We didn't see Teddy (G) all day (S saw him in morning but thats it) and we have decided that he's dead. poor tedums. Anyways, I have dominos in the other room, so bi and the song of the day is below. It's called "I Hate Everything About You" by Three Days Grace. LATERZZZZZzzzzzzz!

I LOVE THIS SONG SO MUCH (adam used to be ugly!!!!!!!!!! OMFG!!!!!!!!)

Tuesday-I can finally post

I havent posted in forever and I know you all hate me for it. But since I dont hate me for it I really couldn't POSSIBLY care less. I went to see the covenant and omg it was good, but with alot of random crap floating around. It could have been an hour movie, but it was a 90 minute one. Oh, well. Great effects, HOT caleb (though not as hot as Adam Gontier. Animal I Have Become-Three Days Grace), And the darkling makes you jump. Don't take the littl kiddies. Feel free to take the not so little kiddies, tho. So if you have a two yearold so big it makes ANOLD SHVATZENAGER (also know as arnold schwartzenager) look like Gollum, go see it and take Not-So-Juinier. Speaking of Gollum, I saw the lord of the rings triligy over the weekend. those who are reading this have probobly already seen them, but if by some strange act of God (or satan. whichever u fancy) you havent seen them, SEE THEM!!!!!!! They are so good. And Legolas is so hot. Anyway, S and G r still fighting about the fact that (according to him) I stalked him for a year, at least, as far as I know. It's not like I talked to him or anything. (ha!) Anyway, wrapping up, song of day is "Laid to Rest-Lamb of God"

STUPID COMPUTER!!!!

I JUST MADE A THREE PAGE LONG POST AND MY COMPUTER DELETED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm Back

So sorry I haven't been posting in so long, I've been having a little bit of trouble. But really, who cares? Certainly not me. So much has happened in the few short days since I posted last, like me taking gitar lessons, me getting a skateboard, going to the gym (not so fun. really. don't. even try it if you like feeling your legs in the morning.) Also, S and G are having a bit of a problem, and for once, I'm actually involved. Not that I spoke to him or anything (i ceratainly wouldn't want to break my three-year record) but he says i stalked him. mm hmm. ok, g. If it makes you feel better, then you keep telling yourself that. Song of the day-Animal I have Become-Three Days Grace. I love it so much. Find under the videos. ADAM IS SO HOTTT!!!!!!!!!! And even without eyeliner. It's a first and a miracle. l8trzzz

Sunday, The Day You Dread Tomorrow

Today...Ah, today. Today I read "The Secret Blog of Raisin Rodregez.' This taught me a valuable lesson; Don't writa really really bad things about people on your blog. Ever. But, I must move on. I went to my little cousin's christening today and he was SO cute. Unfortunatly we arrived late and had to stand in the back the whole time, while the family (or "la familia" as I call it) gestured wildly to supposed empty seats nixt to them, that weren't really that empty. My other little cousin cursed me off and my other cousin (Sidney) ruined my favorite book for me. Needless to say, I wasn't very happy. Not much else happened today and I have yet to be payed for my extensive babysitting last night. If anyone out there finds two mutilated bodies in a ditch with the words "you shoulda payed" on them, please hesitate to call the police. Watch for more videos!!!!! OH! I almost forgot the song of the day-Crazy:Gnarls Barkley

Tribute to Eyeliner.

To everyone out there who needs money so badly that they will babysit screaming children until 3 in the morning, this is for you. EYELINER. Who ever invented it is a god. I woke up this morning looking like bigfoot's butt. Then I put some of thi black shit on and "vuwala!" Ok. I am totally lying, but it did help lodes. I'll be posting about my day in a minute. TA!

SERIOUSLY GORY GAME!!!!! REALLY FUNNY! cATS AND MICE EXPLODE REALISTICLY!!!!!!

http://www.addictinggames.com/fluffymcfluffenstein.html

Funny Game (not for the faint of heart or stomach)

http://addictinggames.com/whackyourboss.html

Saturday, The Day All Those Fat Pigs Lay on Sofas Eating Pork Rines All Day (can you say eewww!!!!?????)

Ok, so it's finally Saturday, and I am dissapointed by what I've been doing...NOTHING!!! I'm turning into a pork-riner!!! No, actually I'm not cause those things taste like shit. But I am gonna weigh 900 pounds if I don't, like get up and do something. Even the lil brother is off at a cousin's house! What is wrong with this picture?! I sould be the one out doing something, not him. He weighs, like, 50 pounds! He has time before he starts with the rolls of fat. But, I do want to say something, for Sierra/Sabrina's blog people-She doesn't have a computer at the moment, but she wanted to say that she loves guatemalen boys. I'm not even gonna go into why...Someone who knows C could come in here and-
Oh, never mind. Song of the day is...Face Down-Red Jumpsuit Apparatus. It's located down with the other videos.

I Can't Belive I Forgot This! Land of Confusion-Distubed

DIALOG DECODER!

Ok, we begin-

Characters (in order of importance, sorry B/J we luv ya!):
M: Maggie-Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
S:Sierra-One of my BFFs. We share the same sense of humor and the ability to spped talk.
G:Gallo-The Judge of the dialog contest. Shares the bus with Sierra. I used to sorta know him.
J:Julie-Another firend. She's obsessed with iceskating and horses.
N:Nikkers-ANOTHER friend. real name is Nicole. Loves Baseball.
C:Chris-Sierra was/is (circle depending on day of week) in love with.
A:Alecia-New friend. She's really nice, though doesn't talk much because she's new.
Merely:Ashley-friend...Really smartish and kinda morbid...
K:Keiren-FRIEND (another 1!) really funny.
D:Dani-One of my BFFs, is ridiculusly nice. Really funny too.
S/M:Sierra&Me-Your fave dialog writers talking at the same time (often over each other)

ABC BEACH CLUB MEMBERS.

NQG/oG/QG:Greer-Have know since age, like, 0. Only sees in summer.
CJ:CJ-He's...happy. Haven't really talked to. Summer person. (like all the ABCs)
Jus:Justy-REALLY, genius smart (at least according to some) The oldest of the ABCers.
R:Ricky-My cousin. Sierra has an affinity for his back and left shoe...
B/J:Bruno/Jiggles-Dont want to go into details (cringes)
If I forgot anyone, then I'm sorry and feel free to beat me wildly over the head with a feather (anything heavier and I'll have you ARRESTED!!!!!)


Websites to Help With Inside Jokes:
www.doogtoons.com
www.sierra.degroot.com
www.theautumfrompurgatory.blogspot.com
www.homestarrunner.com
www.addictinggames.com (check out stick figure penalty chamber 2. this has absolutely nothing to do with the dialog, but is hilarious)


What to Do if You're STILL Lost.
Leave a Comment or call me. S is unreliable and has no memory whatsoever, so don't talk to her. This can only lead to UNTRUE rumors about me and the ABC people. Just don't call me unless I know/knew/ off kilter sorta know. Just so I don't have 800 year old perverts calling my house. Examplay-
"Hello, leetle girl." (in raspy wheezy voice)
"OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! STOP CALLING ME!!!!!!!!!!"
See my reason for restraint? If I sorta know you, then get my number from S.

I hope this has helped you with your understanding of the dialog. Come again.

PS: If you want to know who wrote what, sierra's is the scripty, print thing. it's like she cant choose how to write. I don't get it. Everything else is me.

Babysitting...

What time is it? I don't even know. I've been babysitting for, like 4ever and still, the parentals aren't home yet. Down there-the music videos! They are awsome songs. love em! And if you think they're crap then get out of my blog. Now. I said get out! Why are you still here?! GET OUT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!! STOP READING AND LEAVE!!!!!!! oK, now that all the music hating nazis are gone...I have nothing really to say. I'm off tomorrow. OOOO I do have something to say! I can write the dialog decoder thingy! It'll be up in a sec, but if you're reading this post now, and are waiting rivited for the dialog decoder, then you seriously need to get you some friends. I'm here cause I'm babying, but YOU are just a friendless, dateless loser. That's right, hang your head in shame.

Animal I Have Become-Three Days Grace

Face Down-Red Jumpsuit Aapparatus

Awake-Godsmack

Diary of Jane-Breaking Benjamin

Call Me When You're Sober-Evanesence (i think I spelled it wrong. Ashley dont kill me)

Numb, Linkin Park...Love It

MyChemical Romance, Helena...GREAT SONG!!! (gerard is SO hot! at least before that unfortunate incedent involving a bleach bottle & scissors...)

FRIDAY (tgif doesn't even begin to cover it)

Today was Friday...I was really tired, but I changed this entry cause I'm not tired anymore. Ok, so I'm boring you. Whatever. I really don't care...Today...I...well...I was really tired so I really didn't pick up much. But Sabrina did call G earlier...I was there too, listening in...But I was tired and forgot the Prank-ish stuff I was supposted to say. And ended up saying Sabrina's real name. Oops! But I don't really care. Anyway, I'm gonna post a dialog decoder sheet in a little while, cause on the back of the dialog I told whoever is reading it, if they have any problems, to check here. So hopefully they will. G never did tell us who won...Ok, so stay tuned for more videos and the decoder thing. Like those cheapo rings you get when you mail in 50 cereal boxes "for free". Yea, ok, but I could've gotten the same thing for 50cents at the drug store and I spent a hell of a lota money on those stupid cereal boxes that no one really ate. All because you just HAD to get that stupid dollar store ring...

Library Problems & Song of The Day

Apparently, my library has issues reading cd's and cd covers, and therefor, led me to belive that yesterday's song of the day was by Godsmack. In reality it was by Incubus. Sorry! Today's song, though, is Ass Like That-Eminem! Luv yuz.

Song of the Day

Nice To Know You - Godsmack

I'm too tired for anything else...

The Matrix for Windows (sad but true, I have windows so I know)

Thursday...The day before the day before the day of utter freedom

Ok, so I tried to post earlier at the library but something was wrong with their computer. So here I am, with more to tell you then I did before, but whatever. I officially slept zip hours last night so try to stay with me if I start off on something completely different then what I was saying or ifb the typein g if sorta offdf. Like that. Anywayzzz, apparently G sed yes (music of God playing) but he wasn't on the bus today so couln't judge it. But G is not wut my life revolvs around, unlike sabrina. I just had lodes of homework, so in addition to my no sleep, math had turned my brain to gelato.So much so, that I am listening to Fall Out Boy, though Pete is extraordainarily hot. That kinda makes up for the bad stuff. But today I spent good money on cold, grody noodles for lunch that I was gonna spend on fries. Unfortunatly the fries were from the bottom of the pan. You couldn't pay me enough to eat those, let alone pay for them. See, my train of though is completely shattered. Thus being, I will start off in another new direction. Today I read some of Jenny and Nikker's dialog. SO not as funny as ours. Sadly, G isn't exactly honored in ours so we may lose. I told S to remind him That EVERYONE is made fun of in ours, not just him, so hopefully it'll b okay. My ears are being singed (as in with fire)...I'm gonna go get my Godsmack cd. Maybe I'll find the song of the day seeing as I haven't yet. I'll be post the song in a few minutes, after I've thouroughly listened to my lifeboat cd.

Fang's Blog

Awsome! Check it out, it's Fang's blog from my favorite book! *scroll down to find it. its under yesterday's blog...waiting for you to come back...*ok. www.maximumride.blogspot.com ! Check it out!!! I agree with Iggy on the "Pie=good. Homework=not pie" front. Laterzz.

Where's Your Head At? (told you I'd get it)

Wedensday (halfway through hell)

Today is *sigh* wedensday. The day that you're so far in you can't even sorta look forward to the week (which I never do anyway, but whatever.) and the blessed weekend seems so far away. Courage my men! Anyway, since I haven't said anything about it before, I'll tell you about the dialog. It is a story that me and Sabrina write, using the names of our friends (and not so friends) to create hilarious situations that could never really happen. A-like so-
M:I miss my blankie!
S:?
M: My mommy said it accidently sorta fell through a shredder. Around the same time she yelled "That f*ing blanket smells like sh*t! I'm so through!!!!"
G:I still have mine.

Get it? Anyway, G is Sierra's friend who I used to sorta know but don't now... He hates me for some reason... anyway, speaking of the dialog and G, Sabrina and I have decided to hold a dialog competition. See, my other friends made a dialog too, but not as funny. So we're gonna try and get G to judge them. Unfortunatly, some of the dialog pertains to G, so he may not be very happy afterwords. Sierra might not make it...Oh well. She forgot to ask him today so shes gonna ask tomorrow on the bus. I live too close to take the bus so I can't come. Too bad. OOOOO I found a word today that I love! lugubrious. If means downright awful. Song of the day: Where's Your Head At? by Basement Jaxx. I'm gonna put the music video up. And G, (aka Blake Gallozander from earlier ;-) ) if you by some freakish chance you stumble upon my blog, PLEASE be the judge! If you don't, then we'll be forced to fall to lower life forces-aka my family. Or S's. PLEASE!!!! Myfamily makes the Jacksons look normal! And I can't say anything about S's. She may bring a sharp object to school 2morrow.

Today at the Asylem

Today was spend at the asylem we call a school. First Sabrina (not real name. but if you read my blog description, then you'd know that I use no real names.) talked to me about Blake Gallozander for a while. Same as ALWAYS! But anywaiz...i read The Mediator series by Meg Cabbot. Really funny, lurve Jesse, but still not as good as the Maximum ride books. The very best books. Twilight is a good book 2, there is also a second one. How I got away from my day to a book discussion i don't know...The rest of the day was absorbed by SCHOOL (aka asylem) and lodes of homework. Anyway, for you loyal readers, who have miraculacly gotten thus far into the post, my song of the day is...Ebay by "Weird" Al Yankovich. Later peepl. watch 4 new toons.

Cool And Funny Toon Sites

www.homestarrunner.com
www.doogtoons.com

Jesse Metcalfe Video (only watch the first part. HES SO HOT)

9/11 and other memorials

today was 9/11 and I would like to say a few things. 5 years ago today, terrorists attacked our country and killed a few thousand people. A year later, to the day, my uncle died. I would also like to commemorate Steve Irwin, the crocidile hunter. I grew up watching him. We'll miss ya mate.http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/5311848.stm?ls click here to see pictures of our favorite austrailian.

Song of the Day

Hello my many fans, the song of today is Land of Confusion, by Disturbed.

Napoleon Does The Numa Numa

Ask a Ninja About The Matrix

Song of the Day

I have decided to grace you all with a new feature in my blog...song of the day! This week is (loud annoying drumroll that seems to go on forever) Los Angeles by SUGERCULT. Check it out guys.

My Blogging Beginings

This is the first entry in my awsome sauce blog. Welcome to Maggieritaville USA. today was the last, most final of final, completely the end day of my heaven on earth-ABC Beach Club. Now I have checked in at Hell Hotel. At least I see my fabalishious friends daily now...Because I so wanted to see Principle Colan. That is the true reward in hell. About as much a reward as a pile of jello to a rock. Today, though, instead of spending angelic moments in HOEABC, I went to a church picnic for a church that I don't even go to. It was fun though, because I helped little kids with making crafts and I did face painting. I'm really good at it too. Shocking...Anyway, welcome, have fun, and enjoy! check back oftenly to see if i added any more stuff, hilarity or just crap. Laterz.