New Vox Blog

Sorry I haven't posted in 4ever, my kittys, I hav a new vox blog now, so you can read about Moi at TWO different places now, I may slack off more because of this, by I shall try to balance my time and complaining-ness between my two childrens. I love vox SOOO much, but blogger has one thing up on it; you can put any video you want up here. In vox you have to have it on your harddrive. Well, 4get u vox. Even though I love you. Do not be alarmed and thing I have so kind of problem if I type the rong leters-i'm at el sydneyo's house and her keyboard is all splitup and such. I'll be at an irish dance show later, so I won't post again. Ta! tHOSE ARE SOME JOHNNY INTERVIEWS (I LOVE JOHNNY!!!!!) watch from the top

Farewell, Farewell to my Fair Spanish Lady. Farewell, Farewell to the sea...

Sadly, I have realized that I did not include Jaws to my favy movie list, and I have no intention of changing this. Would you like to know why? Because they killed off my favorite (and only reason I was watching the damn movie-ite) character! Quint was so awesome! I miss him. Let us have a moment of silence for Quint...........................................Ok I'm done. Bastards at Universal Studios...Anywho, Nikkerzz and Julio told me today that Mitch's hair, "shimmered in the sun" gag me. Then saw off my ears. Then rip my eyes out so I don't have to see "shimmering" hair anymore. Then get me some morphine. I wanted to apologize for yesterday's third post. It was depressing and has only added to my depression. Though I really do miss the beach and all the people at it. I dreamed about one of the aforementioned last night. And I just about cried. I miss them all. And the not schoollessness. And the sun and the sand and...OOoOOOoOoohHhhH!!!!!!! I'm being all depressing again! S, get me that morphine now. Uhh...so high...can...barellyy tyyuuepe.laatyyttter............,msdhdksj46`$%^

Summer Sadness

Being at my grandma's house has really made me miss summer. I come here every morning of summer and then come back here after the beach. When I walked in this morning, it looked exactly the same as the summer, even the clock time. AND it smelled the same. I miss the beach and the people at it. A lot. I feel really close to my grandpa there too, because he was there, like, all the time. He died a few years ago, so thats the only place I feel close to him. I miss you summer!

Terry Tate-Office Linebacker! Plus-ARMY VERSION!!!!!! SoOoOoO funnie

SOTD Video

Hey on CANDY DAY!

Today has been deemed "Candy Day" by yours truly, because I am FREE from the asylum and I shall spend this Godsent day eating CANDEEE! OoOoOo yea, I got a fictionpress account too, so you can read my crap there too! I'll put it on my sites link. I'm at my g-ma's house right now, so I've got free reign of the internet. Well, I don't think the CIA will give me access to their site, but all the "open to the public" sites. YAY!! And in cream filling news, we'll go to Karen Warbledinger. Karen?
"Hi. I'm here in twinkie central and, shocking the nation and befuddleing scientists everywhere, the cream filling has come two days early! If anyone out the has any infromation concerning this strange turn of events, please contact us. Back to you" Shh, Karen's new, so don't tell her this isn't channel five and no one cares.

This is my honorary harper teen badge! (the webbie told me so)

My story place. Where you read the stories I place there.

Your loverly blogger now has an account on Harperteenfanlit.com but I haven't posted anything yet so don't be all like, "Hey wow, my idol who's blog I read daily now has a place for me to read her ah-mazing stories. I'm gonna go now and bask in the glory of her creativity 'n stuff." No. Don't do that. 1-cuz theres nothing there as I said before. and 2-thats just plain creepy

I Have Acess to a Comp Again!!!

Hey, I'm back and I KNOW you all missed me so. Right? RIGHT?! Yes you did, wether you knew it or not. Not much to say...Retreat yesterday...Kinda Pointless...Boring, certainly...Song of the Day is over on the side bar. I may have used it before, but who cares if I'm repetitive. Not you cuz you love me. I already put it up, but here it is again.

Shakira-Hips Don't Lie, Though it's not QUITE Shakira...

Prepare to be disgusted, shocked, horrified, and unable to turn away.

Sucky Version of Mr. Crowley. Kinda Demonic. Like German Rock.

This is Mr. Crowley by Cradle of Faith. Ozzy is SOOOOO much better. Ricky doesn't agree but I really don't give. Vote with comments. Which do you like better? And you better say Ozzy.

I'm @ School!!!!!!! EDGASP!

Ello, ello, ello. I'm in Math Lab in SCHOOL and its my last day in this room. tear tear. Anyway, we gots a sub. Loverly. and S is making a webbie for "El Group-io." Whatevr. I'll put the sit on here when its up and running. :-.D It's Marilyn Monroe. Its got a mole. Moles r hot. Much like Jacky-poo. Love im. In case u didn't notice, I gots a new look. I no u love it. Don't you? DONT U??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, sotd is...
Wait and Bleed-Slipknot. Not one for the faint of heart, stomach, or butt. Later.

Chad Vader (it goes down from the top. Theyr so funny!!!)

Chad Vader 1

Chad Vader 2

Chad Vader 3

Chad Vader 4

Wednesday, Even Though It feels Like Cream Filling Full Day.

Sadly, it is not Cream-Filling-Full-Day, and it IS middle day. Nothing good can come of this. Nothing at all. Already S has become enraged by "Rodrick" (her friends boyfriend thing...it's too complicated, forget I mentioned it), I have lost almost all my friends, gotten them back, lost a few more, started reading the final book in the switchers trilogy only to find it SUXXXXXXXXXXX, and it was sub-artic out so I pretty much lost all my fingers due to frostbite whilst walking home. I am typing using my amazing powers of psycicyness. Otherwise know as a keyboard and my toes. Otto (my loverly poochie, as seen over there <--) ruptured his crushia (croo-she-a) and is injured! tear tear. AND I just saw a rat running along next to me and Charlie (my cuzin) down town. I told you nothing good could come of this, didn't I? By the way, yesterday's SOTD was the Jack Sparrow song that went along with the Jack video. Today's is Mr. Crowley-Ozzy.

I LOVE JACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the Single Most Demented Thing I've Ever Seen

Think twice before injuring yourself

FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIday

Its such a shame I didnt have any fries on friday, but alas, somethings cannot be altered. Like our poisenosity filled cafiteria food. ok, so Kevin told me today that he wanted me to put Sabrina and Ann lee's blog adresses on here. I don't know Ann Lee's but this is Sabrina's
http://www.theautumnfrompurgatory.blogspot.com I know your all falling over yourselves with thanx, but please, please, save the autographs for later. Today the cream filling is at its peak! yaaayyy!!!! I learned about D-Day today, from Mitch (one of the kids sitting next to me.) No, I'm not a moron, I just know a hell of a lot about the whole war now and there is no more room in the "social studies" section in my brain to study up on world war 2. Though somehow I managed to focus and actually LEARNED! (edgasp!!!!) Mitch should be our new SS teacher. So the song of the day is....I don't know. Um...how about "fat" by weird al. I know how much ya'll love 'im so I know u'll appreciate this. Later tater.

Thuuuuuuuursday.....the sing-along day without sing-alongs

I had the urge to do a sing-along before, but now I've lost it and shant be singing. Or along...ing. Alriiiighty then, today my seat was moved away from my beloved fri-edns and between two new kids I don't know. I have no problem with them (yet. they SEEM fine, but those are the ones that GETCHA. Kinda like mother Teresa...) but I've know almost everyone else in my calss for YEARS and I can talk to any of them. At least I still gots Kevin (i spelled that wrong) so I'm okay. At least for the moment. SoOoOo...I've got nothing more to say. Except "JESUS LIE TO ME AGAIN!!!" If you aren't my close friend, don't even try to understand that. The twinky had 75% cream filling today!!!! And the box said, " 'Ah, my children, eateth thy twinky only when thoust hast waited for thy filling to reach 75% fatness capacity. Eat it no sooner, no later' Gahndi." The song of the day is "Help" by the Beatles. Just because I hate it so.

Wednesday...the day I can think of not much to say.

I am in deeply in HATE with the "chicken noodle soup" song. Yes, very much. this suxxxx. I plead you NOT to watch it. Also, I beg you not to read "The Perks of Being a Wallflower." Do not let your children, young cousins, little buddys, or anyone else read this. EVER. My go, its PERVERTED!!!!!!!!!! As much as this song is annoying. Yes, that much. Today the box said that there might be a SMIDGE of cream filling. That may be good enuff 4 some of you, but not me! Perhaps on friday...Todays song of the day is...hmmm...*closes eyes and reaches into cd bin. no shit, i'm really doind that*...Choke-Jeff Bridges! Now if someone can tell me who Jeff Bridges is...

Jurassic Park-Weird Al

YOU NEED 2 WATCH THIS!!!!!!!

monday...i hate monday...

Monday, how I hate you. Monday's like biting into a twinkie without the cream filling. You're all like, "HEY! Where's the cream filling?" and then you read the box an it's like, "Dude, it's monday. Didn't you get the memo? Nothing good happens on monday." Cept to those bloody opstimists.
Pessimist (aka normal human being)-It's monday. Monday SUX.
Optimist (aka some strange not-so-human bean)- Oh, cheer up! Put a smile on! At least we aren't 900 years old and choking to death on our own SPIT! Isn't life grand?" yea, ok, so the person who talks about death-by-saliva is the opstimist and the person who speaks the TRUTH is the pessimist. Thats f*cked up. But, seeing as I'm a pessimist, I know that I still have 4 F****ING days left, so I should save some complaining 4 later. Sadly, a bunch of people are going to see Tomy, a really nice kid in my class who's been out of school for a while cuz he's been sick, AND I CANT GO! Mi madre is at work and so is mi padre. *sigh* such is life, though. Yesterday's weird al video would've been perfect 4 today but hu cares. Today's song is Iron Man-Black Sabbath. I may have used it be4, but who cares? certainly not me.

SUNDAY (the day of the crop walk i should be at, but i'm not.)

Heyy all yalls! it's only, like, 1:30 so not much really happened so far cept I started the second Magic or Madness book and I selpt till 11:30. so...I went pumpkin picking yesterday and had a panic attack when i saw the ponys. Shut up. Stop laughing. I do NOT like horses or members of the horsey family. I also went on a "non-scary hayride." That is (i swear to Budda) what it was called. What is the point of that? Anyway, the song of the day is In the End-Linkin Park.

Check out Meez, it's cool. This is mine.

now THIS is quality childrens programming...so cheerful...

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

WATCH THE MOVIE!!!!!!!!! DO NOTHING ELSE!!!!!STOP READING AND WATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monty Python and The Quest for the Holy Grail (it's divided into parts) funnyist movie EVERRRRR!

Hey, its WEDNES DAY (i finally spelled it right!!!!!)

Heyy guyziz! What is up wit thee? Ok, so I just wanna say that I've been having a hard time finding time to post. Ashley, this is 4 u, you asked for "Call me when you're sober-hamster version" So, the song of the day is "The Black Parade" by My Chemical Romance.

TUESDAY (and that's all i have to say about that)

Song of the day Gump-Weird Al.

Some other good ones are White and Nerdy-Weird Al

Ebay-Weird Al again

Polka Power-(do you really need to ask?)

tomorrow's SOTD

Friday Bloody Friday

Ok, so wasn't bloody, but I did go 2 the DENTIST!!!!!OMG!!!! But I did get out of a science test because of it...Oh, well its good and bad and sorta in the middle. I would also like a moment of silence for S's grounding having an extra week added to it..............................................................................................................................................60. I've gotta go, but I also would like to say tomorrow's song of the day in case I can't post-Sunday Bloody Sunday by U2.

Weird Al interviews Eminem (im on a Weird Al Kick)

Another Weird Al Classic: Ebay

Song of The Day: Amish Paridise-Weird Al

Ello Poppetts! (so i didn't write wedensday. so what?)

Hey evrybody! Half day 2day, so I got a few extra hours of freedom. Not that I used them to do anything constructive (DAY TIME TV!!!!!!!IT BUUUURNS!!!!!!!!!!!). S has taken to writing OBSENE things in her yellow notebook about me and a certain someone that she WONT STOP TALKING ABOUT. Also, according to an "aquantence" I am apparently 87 years of age. yea, ok, whatever. Young people these days...With their fandangled new contraptions...Like clocks. Those rowdy kids are never quiet! They cant-Ok I'm done. Song of the Day...not by the Beatles...they suc. the song is Hot for Teacher-Van Halen.

Tuesday-I feel much betta now. (watch the sixth sense. just do. u'll get it then)

I'm not sick anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!Thank God! Now I can post real things and not pitiful one sentence/one fragment posts. *God music plays* AAAAALLLEEIIIleghUUUUya!!!!!!!!!! Ok. I'm done. You can come back now. There is a new character in the blog-Puff. His full name is Puff the Magic Dragon. You may have heard of him. I won't share his real name cause I can't and it would be wrong. Not that it's stopped me before, but who really gives? So, today Puff got mad at S. It isn't hard to get mad at her. yesterday I went to Backward Glances (the town thift store) to look for costumes. I knew I wouldn't get anything, but it was fun anywaiz. I'm going over to S's 4 the big night and we're (my friends and yours truly) gonna hang out there. I have yet to decide on what to be. If you have an opinion, please leav a comment. It would be mucho appreciated. But u don't need 2. Anyway, S wants u all to check out her blog cuz she sed it'z cool. she leaves comments, so click 'em and find the autum from purgatory or something under her profile. Go crazy. Teddy sed S had no life today, and I really have to agree. Poor S, but then she shouldn't flaunt that whole lifeless-ness around. Not very becoming. The song of the day is...Gallery by Mario Vasquez. No, I totally lied. Itz really Saga Begins by Weird Al.

Sick

I'm sick today. Can't post anything. sorry

Really...tee-hee...Good...trys not to laugh...song!...explodes!!!!!! (boom)

S, this one's 4 u. Thanx for giving me a HUGE GREEN BRUISE ON MY ARM!!!!!!

Redneck-Lamb of God

Not one to watch with parents or small children around. but that doesn't make it any less funny.

Song I couldn't find

Sorry i couldn't provide it for you, but u gotta find it on ur own. SCARED-Three Days Grace aka the song of the day. HOME is good too. See below.

Home-Three Days Grace

TTTTTGGGGGGIIIIIFFFFFFFF

Hello my friends (and some not so friends.) Today was FRIDAY and in honor of FRIDAY I would like to tell you that Jesus loves you. No, not YOU, the guy over there. At the moment I am quite angry with S. That might have something to do with the rather large bruises on my shoulder, shin, and ENTIRE LEFT ARM! I merely suggested a new name for S's aquantence's band. I told her that I wouldn't like it so I wouldn't tell her. She got mad and pouty and such until I told her. THEN she hit me numerous times (aka over and over and over and over) with her fists and hands and arms. She made me tell her and SHE got mad!!!!!!! Ok, that's enuff ranting. The parentals are off in New York in honor of their anniversary yesterday and therefor, my GRANDMOTHER will be staying here tonight with two of my cousins. Reader, I would not hold it against you if you were to shoot me right about now. Nope. No hard feelings at ALL. During this tortured moment I can't write anything else, so the song of the day is "SCARED" by Three Days Grace. (yes i'm obsessive. yes i like other bands. no, britney spears is not one of them....)

Wedensday ( i don't even know if that's spelled right)

heyyy guysiz! Wutz up? Today was pretty good, i talked to lotz of people (not that itz a nessisarily good thing 4 me) but seeing as s and i both rite stories (they aren't quite books since they have yet to be published) so I showed her my most recent one. Tho she thought it was fine she decided WITHOUT ASKING ME if she sould show it around the class. I got mad. understandably. At least in my opinian. We didn't see Teddy (G) all day (S saw him in morning but thats it) and we have decided that he's dead. poor tedums. Anyways, I have dominos in the other room, so bi and the song of the day is below. It's called "I Hate Everything About You" by Three Days Grace. LATERZZZZZzzzzzzz!

I LOVE THIS SONG SO MUCH (adam used to be ugly!!!!!!!!!! OMFG!!!!!!!!)

Tuesday-I can finally post

I havent posted in forever and I know you all hate me for it. But since I dont hate me for it I really couldn't POSSIBLY care less. I went to see the covenant and omg it was good, but with alot of random crap floating around. It could have been an hour movie, but it was a 90 minute one. Oh, well. Great effects, HOT caleb (though not as hot as Adam Gontier. Animal I Have Become-Three Days Grace), And the darkling makes you jump. Don't take the littl kiddies. Feel free to take the not so little kiddies, tho. So if you have a two yearold so big it makes ANOLD SHVATZENAGER (also know as arnold schwartzenager) look like Gollum, go see it and take Not-So-Juinier. Speaking of Gollum, I saw the lord of the rings triligy over the weekend. those who are reading this have probobly already seen them, but if by some strange act of God (or satan. whichever u fancy) you havent seen them, SEE THEM!!!!!!! They are so good. And Legolas is so hot. Anyway, S and G r still fighting about the fact that (according to him) I stalked him for a year, at least, as far as I know. It's not like I talked to him or anything. (ha!) Anyway, wrapping up, song of day is "Laid to Rest-Lamb of God"

STUPID COMPUTER!!!!

I JUST MADE A THREE PAGE LONG POST AND MY COMPUTER DELETED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm Back

So sorry I haven't been posting in so long, I've been having a little bit of trouble. But really, who cares? Certainly not me. So much has happened in the few short days since I posted last, like me taking gitar lessons, me getting a skateboard, going to the gym (not so fun. really. don't. even try it if you like feeling your legs in the morning.) Also, S and G are having a bit of a problem, and for once, I'm actually involved. Not that I spoke to him or anything (i ceratainly wouldn't want to break my three-year record) but he says i stalked him. mm hmm. ok, g. If it makes you feel better, then you keep telling yourself that. Song of the day-Animal I have Become-Three Days Grace. I love it so much. Find under the videos. ADAM IS SO HOTTT!!!!!!!!!! And even without eyeliner. It's a first and a miracle. l8trzzz

Sunday, The Day You Dread Tomorrow

Today...Ah, today. Today I read "The Secret Blog of Raisin Rodregez.' This taught me a valuable lesson; Don't writa really really bad things about people on your blog. Ever. But, I must move on. I went to my little cousin's christening today and he was SO cute. Unfortunatly we arrived late and had to stand in the back the whole time, while the family (or "la familia" as I call it) gestured wildly to supposed empty seats nixt to them, that weren't really that empty. My other little cousin cursed me off and my other cousin (Sidney) ruined my favorite book for me. Needless to say, I wasn't very happy. Not much else happened today and I have yet to be payed for my extensive babysitting last night. If anyone out there finds two mutilated bodies in a ditch with the words "you shoulda payed" on them, please hesitate to call the police. Watch for more videos!!!!! OH! I almost forgot the song of the day-Crazy:Gnarls Barkley

Tribute to Eyeliner.

To everyone out there who needs money so badly that they will babysit screaming children until 3 in the morning, this is for you. EYELINER. Who ever invented it is a god. I woke up this morning looking like bigfoot's butt. Then I put some of thi black shit on and "vuwala!" Ok. I am totally lying, but it did help lodes. I'll be posting about my day in a minute. TA!

SERIOUSLY GORY GAME!!!!! REALLY FUNNY! cATS AND MICE EXPLODE REALISTICLY!!!!!!

http://www.addictinggames.com/fluffymcfluffenstein.html

Funny Game (not for the faint of heart or stomach)

http://addictinggames.com/whackyourboss.html

Saturday, The Day All Those Fat Pigs Lay on Sofas Eating Pork Rines All Day (can you say eewww!!!!?????)

Ok, so it's finally Saturday, and I am dissapointed by what I've been doing...NOTHING!!! I'm turning into a pork-riner!!! No, actually I'm not cause those things taste like shit. But I am gonna weigh 900 pounds if I don't, like get up and do something. Even the lil brother is off at a cousin's house! What is wrong with this picture?! I sould be the one out doing something, not him. He weighs, like, 50 pounds! He has time before he starts with the rolls of fat. But, I do want to say something, for Sierra/Sabrina's blog people-She doesn't have a computer at the moment, but she wanted to say that she loves guatemalen boys. I'm not even gonna go into why...Someone who knows C could come in here and-
Oh, never mind. Song of the day is...Face Down-Red Jumpsuit Apparatus. It's located down with the other videos.

I Can't Belive I Forgot This! Land of Confusion-Distubed

DIALOG DECODER!

Ok, we begin-

Characters (in order of importance, sorry B/J we luv ya!):
M: Maggie-Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
S:Sierra-One of my BFFs. We share the same sense of humor and the ability to spped talk.
G:Gallo-The Judge of the dialog contest. Shares the bus with Sierra. I used to sorta know him.
J:Julie-Another firend. She's obsessed with iceskating and horses.
N:Nikkers-ANOTHER friend. real name is Nicole. Loves Baseball.
C:Chris-Sierra was/is (circle depending on day of week) in love with.
A:Alecia-New friend. She's really nice, though doesn't talk much because she's new.
Merely:Ashley-friend...Really smartish and kinda morbid...
K:Keiren-FRIEND (another 1!) really funny.
D:Dani-One of my BFFs, is ridiculusly nice. Really funny too.
S/M:Sierra&Me-Your fave dialog writers talking at the same time (often over each other)

ABC BEACH CLUB MEMBERS.

NQG/oG/QG:Greer-Have know since age, like, 0. Only sees in summer.
CJ:CJ-He's...happy. Haven't really talked to. Summer person. (like all the ABCs)
Jus:Justy-REALLY, genius smart (at least according to some) The oldest of the ABCers.
R:Ricky-My cousin. Sierra has an affinity for his back and left shoe...
B/J:Bruno/Jiggles-Dont want to go into details (cringes)
If I forgot anyone, then I'm sorry and feel free to beat me wildly over the head with a feather (anything heavier and I'll have you ARRESTED!!!!!)


Websites to Help With Inside Jokes:
www.doogtoons.com
www.sierra.degroot.com
www.theautumfrompurgatory.blogspot.com
www.homestarrunner.com
www.addictinggames.com (check out stick figure penalty chamber 2. this has absolutely nothing to do with the dialog, but is hilarious)


What to Do if You're STILL Lost.
Leave a Comment or call me. S is unreliable and has no memory whatsoever, so don't talk to her. This can only lead to UNTRUE rumors about me and the ABC people. Just don't call me unless I know/knew/ off kilter sorta know. Just so I don't have 800 year old perverts calling my house. Examplay-
"Hello, leetle girl." (in raspy wheezy voice)
"OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! STOP CALLING ME!!!!!!!!!!"
See my reason for restraint? If I sorta know you, then get my number from S.

I hope this has helped you with your understanding of the dialog. Come again.

PS: If you want to know who wrote what, sierra's is the scripty, print thing. it's like she cant choose how to write. I don't get it. Everything else is me.

Babysitting...

What time is it? I don't even know. I've been babysitting for, like 4ever and still, the parentals aren't home yet. Down there-the music videos! They are awsome songs. love em! And if you think they're crap then get out of my blog. Now. I said get out! Why are you still here?! GET OUT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!! STOP READING AND LEAVE!!!!!!! oK, now that all the music hating nazis are gone...I have nothing really to say. I'm off tomorrow. OOOO I do have something to say! I can write the dialog decoder thingy! It'll be up in a sec, but if you're reading this post now, and are waiting rivited for the dialog decoder, then you seriously need to get you some friends. I'm here cause I'm babying, but YOU are just a friendless, dateless loser. That's right, hang your head in shame.

Animal I Have Become-Three Days Grace

Face Down-Red Jumpsuit Aapparatus

Awake-Godsmack

Diary of Jane-Breaking Benjamin

Call Me When You're Sober-Evanesence (i think I spelled it wrong. Ashley dont kill me)

Numb, Linkin Park...Love It

MyChemical Romance, Helena...GREAT SONG!!! (gerard is SO hot! at least before that unfortunate incedent involving a bleach bottle & scissors...)

FRIDAY (tgif doesn't even begin to cover it)

Today was Friday...I was really tired, but I changed this entry cause I'm not tired anymore. Ok, so I'm boring you. Whatever. I really don't care...Today...I...well...I was really tired so I really didn't pick up much. But Sabrina did call G earlier...I was there too, listening in...But I was tired and forgot the Prank-ish stuff I was supposted to say. And ended up saying Sabrina's real name. Oops! But I don't really care. Anyway, I'm gonna post a dialog decoder sheet in a little while, cause on the back of the dialog I told whoever is reading it, if they have any problems, to check here. So hopefully they will. G never did tell us who won...Ok, so stay tuned for more videos and the decoder thing. Like those cheapo rings you get when you mail in 50 cereal boxes "for free". Yea, ok, but I could've gotten the same thing for 50cents at the drug store and I spent a hell of a lota money on those stupid cereal boxes that no one really ate. All because you just HAD to get that stupid dollar store ring...

Library Problems & Song of The Day

Apparently, my library has issues reading cd's and cd covers, and therefor, led me to belive that yesterday's song of the day was by Godsmack. In reality it was by Incubus. Sorry! Today's song, though, is Ass Like That-Eminem! Luv yuz.

Song of the Day

Nice To Know You - Godsmack

I'm too tired for anything else...

The Matrix for Windows (sad but true, I have windows so I know)

Thursday...The day before the day before the day of utter freedom

Ok, so I tried to post earlier at the library but something was wrong with their computer. So here I am, with more to tell you then I did before, but whatever. I officially slept zip hours last night so try to stay with me if I start off on something completely different then what I was saying or ifb the typein g if sorta offdf. Like that. Anywayzzz, apparently G sed yes (music of God playing) but he wasn't on the bus today so couln't judge it. But G is not wut my life revolvs around, unlike sabrina. I just had lodes of homework, so in addition to my no sleep, math had turned my brain to gelato.So much so, that I am listening to Fall Out Boy, though Pete is extraordainarily hot. That kinda makes up for the bad stuff. But today I spent good money on cold, grody noodles for lunch that I was gonna spend on fries. Unfortunatly the fries were from the bottom of the pan. You couldn't pay me enough to eat those, let alone pay for them. See, my train of though is completely shattered. Thus being, I will start off in another new direction. Today I read some of Jenny and Nikker's dialog. SO not as funny as ours. Sadly, G isn't exactly honored in ours so we may lose. I told S to remind him That EVERYONE is made fun of in ours, not just him, so hopefully it'll b okay. My ears are being singed (as in with fire)...I'm gonna go get my Godsmack cd. Maybe I'll find the song of the day seeing as I haven't yet. I'll be post the song in a few minutes, after I've thouroughly listened to my lifeboat cd.

Fang's Blog

Awsome! Check it out, it's Fang's blog from my favorite book! *scroll down to find it. its under yesterday's blog...waiting for you to come back...*ok. www.maximumride.blogspot.com ! Check it out!!! I agree with Iggy on the "Pie=good. Homework=not pie" front. Laterzz.

Where's Your Head At? (told you I'd get it)

Wedensday (halfway through hell)

Today is *sigh* wedensday. The day that you're so far in you can't even sorta look forward to the week (which I never do anyway, but whatever.) and the blessed weekend seems so far away. Courage my men! Anyway, since I haven't said anything about it before, I'll tell you about the dialog. It is a story that me and Sabrina write, using the names of our friends (and not so friends) to create hilarious situations that could never really happen. A-like so-
M:I miss my blankie!
S:?
M: My mommy said it accidently sorta fell through a shredder. Around the same time she yelled "That f*ing blanket smells like sh*t! I'm so through!!!!"
G:I still have mine.

Get it? Anyway, G is Sierra's friend who I used to sorta know but don't now... He hates me for some reason... anyway, speaking of the dialog and G, Sabrina and I have decided to hold a dialog competition. See, my other friends made a dialog too, but not as funny. So we're gonna try and get G to judge them. Unfortunatly, some of the dialog pertains to G, so he may not be very happy afterwords. Sierra might not make it...Oh well. She forgot to ask him today so shes gonna ask tomorrow on the bus. I live too close to take the bus so I can't come. Too bad. OOOOO I found a word today that I love! lugubrious. If means downright awful. Song of the day: Where's Your Head At? by Basement Jaxx. I'm gonna put the music video up. And G, (aka Blake Gallozander from earlier ;-) ) if you by some freakish chance you stumble upon my blog, PLEASE be the judge! If you don't, then we'll be forced to fall to lower life forces-aka my family. Or S's. PLEASE!!!! Myfamily makes the Jacksons look normal! And I can't say anything about S's. She may bring a sharp object to school 2morrow.

Today at the Asylem

Today was spend at the asylem we call a school. First Sabrina (not real name. but if you read my blog description, then you'd know that I use no real names.) talked to me about Blake Gallozander for a while. Same as ALWAYS! But anywaiz...i read The Mediator series by Meg Cabbot. Really funny, lurve Jesse, but still not as good as the Maximum ride books. The very best books. Twilight is a good book 2, there is also a second one. How I got away from my day to a book discussion i don't know...The rest of the day was absorbed by SCHOOL (aka asylem) and lodes of homework. Anyway, for you loyal readers, who have miraculacly gotten thus far into the post, my song of the day is...Ebay by "Weird" Al Yankovich. Later peepl. watch 4 new toons.

Cool And Funny Toon Sites

www.homestarrunner.com
www.doogtoons.com

Jesse Metcalfe Video (only watch the first part. HES SO HOT)

9/11 and other memorials

today was 9/11 and I would like to say a few things. 5 years ago today, terrorists attacked our country and killed a few thousand people. A year later, to the day, my uncle died. I would also like to commemorate Steve Irwin, the crocidile hunter. I grew up watching him. We'll miss ya mate.http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/5311848.stm?ls click here to see pictures of our favorite austrailian.

Song of the Day

Hello my many fans, the song of today is Land of Confusion, by Disturbed.

Napoleon Does The Numa Numa

Ask a Ninja About The Matrix

Song of the Day

I have decided to grace you all with a new feature in my blog...song of the day! This week is (loud annoying drumroll that seems to go on forever) Los Angeles by SUGERCULT. Check it out guys.

My Blogging Beginings

This is the first entry in my awsome sauce blog. Welcome to Maggieritaville USA. today was the last, most final of final, completely the end day of my heaven on earth-ABC Beach Club. Now I have checked in at Hell Hotel. At least I see my fabalishious friends daily now...Because I so wanted to see Principle Colan. That is the true reward in hell. About as much a reward as a pile of jello to a rock. Today, though, instead of spending angelic moments in HOEABC, I went to a church picnic for a church that I don't even go to. It was fun though, because I helped little kids with making crafts and I did face painting. I'm really good at it too. Shocking...Anyway, welcome, have fun, and enjoy! check back oftenly to see if i added any more stuff, hilarity or just crap. Laterz.